Gidday and welcome to

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Gunston Photoshop. 

 

We are a state-of-the-art multimedia visual company.  

My name is Wayne Gunston.

 

I am a multimedia chick magnate.

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We here at Gunston Photoshop use High Technology to make seamless alterations to visual images.

 

Do you even know what "visual images" are, you stupid cunt?

 

They are pictorial based pictures and photos that you use your vision to see.

 

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Anyway, once our Gunston ScanBot has transferred the required $1,295 from your bank account

you will be able to access the visual section below. Yes, The Gunston Photoshop Visual Presentation!




 

 

 

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ScanBot transfer complete, $$ funds transferred, on with the show!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's begin.

Do you want to get rid of, say, the silly little red cup in this photograph?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  With Gunston Photoshop you can!

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Look!

The red cup is completely gone!

Yes, another Gunston Photoshop success story.

 

 

 

 

Do you want to remove the white paper from this

picture so you can clearly make out this man's face? 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Now you can!

Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The white paper is all gone from the man's face!

It's a miracle!


















 

 

 

 

 

Look at this stupid jungle scene.

I can't see any exotic wildlife at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But wait!

Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:



 

 

 

 

 

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Look!

It's the black-cocked nutsacker!

Visible now through the wonder of Gunston Photoshop. 

Welcome to the revolution.















 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at this photo.

It's my stupid brother Trevor driving his stupid ute.

But isn't there any way we could remove ugly Trevor from the photograph?

Now there is!

With Gunston Photoshop.

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​​No more Trevor! 

It's a miracle. 

   Of course I hope he got out alive...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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              He didn't.











--Dear Gunston Photoshop.

Is there any way I can insert this McCullough 1.25 counterbias chainsaw

sprocket into an existing photo of a McCullough DeForester Mk 4 chainsaw?


 

 

 

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Easy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The McCullough 1.25 counterbias chainsaw sprocket has now been successfully integrated

into the McCullough DeForester Mk 4 chainsaw as evidenced by the fact that the

McCullough DeForester Mk 4 chainsaw in the photo above is now fully operational.















Is the radiation sign in the diagram below scaring you?

 

 

 

 

 

Causing you undue stress?

Do you want it removed using Gunston Photoshop?

Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

 

 

Problem solved!












Is the comically-large chopper in this scientific medical diagram

something you want removed from this scientific medical diagram?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chopper Transfer: Complete!













Do you want to simplify overly elaborate diagrams such as this?:

 

 

 

 

Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

 

 

 

Problem solved!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is this room so dark that you can't see what the bloody hell is going on in there?


Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There you go, we used Gunston Photoshop to pull the curtain open a bit for you.




 

 

 

 

Is that stupid red "plus" sign distracting you from

your viewing enjoyment of, say, this telephone?


 

 

 

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Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

 

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Another Gunston Photoshop red "plus" sign removal success story!











 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is this dreary miserable room in need of some Gunston Photoshop magic?

Execute Run: Gunston Photoshop:

 

 

Hey presto! The same room as seen from the outside. 

Nice sunny day it is outside too.

Another Gunston Photoshop success story.














Is this Japanese rooting manual too difficult to follow?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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      An easy fix with Gunston Photoshop:










 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

        Is that stupid little red van completely ruining the balance of this photo? 




 

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Easy solution....



The Gunston Daewoo Gravedigger2000 has now

completely buried the stupid little red van!

No more red van!